aaargh i'm such a muppet

[supertinks]

hmmm so i go around congratulating myself on my lack of injury obtained while larping... i think i have cursed myself.

this evening, when i got home from the pub, i decided that it would be clever to try and open my new gillette venus razor from its seemingly unpenetrable plastic shielding. completely missing the easy open bit on the back, i hacked my way in and promptly removed a large chunk of the tip of my middle finger on the brand new blade. so i bled everywhere for a while and now have a plaster stuck to my finger, which i intend to change before bed, although its all full of blood and stuck to my finger, so will hurt like a bitch and provoke lots of bleeding when i remove it to replace it before bed. and my finger keeps throbbing and i cant use it to type really, so doing this has taken a long time.

in other news, i had a very good day at work today, my boss came back from the carribean with a tan but he didnt go on about it too much, i impressed all my collegues with my selling skills... my legs are incredibly itchy cos things keep eating me... i am utterly unsurprised by the outcome of various relationships around me in my friendship circle, yet also intrigued to find out the actual timing/details of certain areas of the soap opera that is their lives...

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[mouthymetaller.livejournal.com]

Run under cold water for a bit bath in salt, germolene it to death then plaster is my suggestion.
And ahhh yes the social soap opera. I have tuned out of my local one. Was quite interesting at renewal when I put my foot in it all the time thou due to missing 9 months of going ons.

And is that suppose to top trump me woman?! :)

[supertinks.livejournal.com]

i going with "bleeding a lot and then seeing what happens" at the moment. it had a plaster but now it doesnt as i want it to stop bleeding and dry up a bit overnight so it'll be ok for work tomorrow

[deadvision.livejournal.com]

you should have come out tonight, so many social soap operas! It was fun! actually, it was very sad and lame.

Sorry to hear about your finger tinks, i never understand why they make those plastic packety thing for items so hard to get into.

Oh, we're getting married by the way (Check my journal)